I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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