I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
All the doctor said was why
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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