He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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