ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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