Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
