We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
