I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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