Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
What a dumb baby whore.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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