great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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