Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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