smell my finger.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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