carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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