A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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