I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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