Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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