remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm just crazy horny about you
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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