Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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