That's intense
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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