i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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