i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
