i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
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