Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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