Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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