Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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