when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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