I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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