Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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