This girl is more easily done than said...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
There r osticjed everywhere
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
