id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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