butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Can you bring me the toilet please
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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