There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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