just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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