Buhtt sex?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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