i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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