Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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