...so i touched it.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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