She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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