I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
OPIZZABONMYDICK
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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