my soul wont recognize me after tonight
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she smelled like a LAN party
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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