i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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