dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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