What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
