is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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