You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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