When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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