I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
