is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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