That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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