i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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