Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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